The teachers of three Advanced Placement Blinker classes decided to start this year in an unorthodox way: by telling their students that they would not be using the College Board issued curriculum. The course, which serves nearly 100 sophomores and juniors, teaches students necessary skills to effectively hit "blinkers" on electronic cigarettes and electronic cannabis devices. That is, of course, when the safety light warns the user that their hit has been too long, running the risk of inhaling toxic metals. "It definitely disproportionately affects students who want to take the exam, but don't have the resources to hire a tutor," one student who prefers to remain anonymous noted.
Teachers have also left out some valuable parts of the course, according to students. "The unit on pen history was cut short, and the unit on exotic carts was taken out entirely," an anonymous student remarked. When questioned, an AP Blinker teacher simply stated that she had "five things to say," and then blurted out a slurred, neigh indecipherable repeating mantra about being "more faded than a hoe." No matter the motivations of the responsible faculty, the implications of this sudden shift in teaching at BHS will be far reaching for all Yodie family members.