Explorations in My Sexual Identity by Anonymous
Under the hazy pink lights of an LED strip,
his teeth scrape my upper lip
My Gillette razor weeps as it's been replaced
by the cruel calcium on his face
Oh mother, Jesus, God, please make it end
Kissing him as my will unbends
My raw skin will be effaced
before I get to second base
Cafeteria Pizza by Anonymous
She smiles and waves
from her half reclined spot
Beckoning me near
the smooth yellow crust
Blatty's Fatty by Anonymous
Our dearest Harrison Blatt
The halls be your habitat
You're more than a matey
Cause you make us 180
When you pass us with an ass that phat