As the renovation of the historical A building still persists regular students and staff of the A building are beginning to grow weary of the odd and disrupting noise that continues alongside it. It is easy to distinguish the loud clangs and whirring drill sounds as the product of the ongoing construction but where students start to raise concern is when class is interrupted by the inhuman gushing sound that pierces classroom walls. A direct correlation between the long hose that lays beside the glass wall outside the building and the raucous commotion has been made by students. The hose has been consistently spewing water into an ominous drain for the past month. The theorist community of Berkeley High has been quick to throw blame upon the rumored Goopleshnoorp a cryptid that slithers about beneath the school.
Known as the thirstiest monster around the Goopleshnoorp is said to drink up to 100000 gallons of water a week. A shoeless man on Shattuck a self proclaimed alumnus of Berkeley High explained the danger of the monster "A very ferocious creature that surely will wreak havoc if not tended to properly ... It's thirst needs to be quenched my friend." With the circulating Goopleshnoorp theory students and staff are yet again bewildered by Admin's ignorance and naivety in the handling of this situation. "Wasting our infinite water source for the sole purpose of watering the damn Goopleshnoorp is a waste of a bountiful resource ... We could be solving world crises." spoke a student activist. Many people even students beyond Berkeley High are beginning to pay attention to the position this school is in because things are only worsening. The hose has just recently stopped its consistent flow of water and anxious students are twiddling thumbs as nothing has been confirmed or denied. Will the Goopleshnoorp soon appear on school grounds or is this all some crazy ploy? Whatever the scenario the absence of water in the drain seems to be a bad omen.