May 25th, 2023

Ice Spice To Co-Sign Buddhism On New Taylor Swift Feature

Popstar Taylor Swift recently announced that she will be releasing "Midnights (The Til Dawn Edition)" a new rendition of her latest album, which includes a new version of "Karma", an already released song that Isis Naija "Ice Spice" Gaston will be featured on. Karma is a topic that permeates Spice's lyrical catalog. In her 2021 record, "No Clarity", Spice raps:

"You did me dirt (Why?)
'Cause what did I do?
Like I fucked on ya bro"

Referring to a past lover whose immorality corrupted her, Spice's response was to shake sheets with a close companion of said past lover, demonstrating the Buddhist principle of Karma. Karma is a key value of Buddhism, a religion that Ice Spice has expressed admiration for. In her hit record "Munch (Feelin' U)", she expresses her preference of the Buddha ("Boo") over men who have sexual interest in her:

"I'm walkin' past him, he sniffin' my breeze
He jackin' me, but he not my boo (Grrah)"

"He sniffin' my breeze" likely refers to the teen spirit [he] smells as she (Ice Spice) is achieving nirvana.

When the Blazer team heard the news about the Ice Spice Taylor Swift crossover, we congregated to generate a prediction of what this verse may sound like, examining many options before narrowing down to what we ended up coming up with:

Karma's a b*tch, go talk to the Buddah,
You ain't wanna mess with my shoota,
I got so much cheddar, no gouda,
They say I'm a munch, I'm just eatin this food up!

Eightfold path never makin' me ruder,
Mediating, erit look at computer,
and I'm not an intruder,
I love The Blazer,
it's sad they have to conclude, yuh!