Conversation has begun to stir regarding the extremely peculiar happenings surrounding the Berkeley High School Robotics Club. The locked doors, overflowing compost bin of cucumbers outside, and strangely moist (almost lotion-like) feel on the door handles simply begged the question: what the hell is going on in there?!?!
As seekers of the truth, we sent a member of our esteemed intelligence cooperative directly to the site of the conundrum, the Robotics Club Room. The Blazer's investigator reports hearing, "a faint whirring, jostling sound" coming from behind the door. "It was definitely a machine. You could even go as far as saying it was a robot. But not just any old robot. I could hear something moving back and forth, oscillating like a minecraft sticky piston... chh.. chh. chh.. chh.. chh....
While our scientists at the Blazer are trying their best to decipher the clues, if one thing is certain, they must be making great progress going just off the exclamations of joy that can be heard from within the walls. We sincerely hope this pleasure producing robot is perhaps a breakthrough on our way to cure world hunger, or maybe even cancer. Whatever it is, the Blazer will get to the bottom of it!