The Berkeley High School Lake, commonly referred to as "that gargantuan puddle out on the courtyard" has sparked a considerably large amount of recent controversy due to the abrupt appearance of Theodoor, The Berkeley High School Lake's monster. Many students that have been lucky enough to encounter Theodoor express that the lake in its current condition will not be a sufficient home for the monster. "The BHS Lake is not spacious enough, or quite frankly clean enough for such a large and magnificent creature to thrive. The big thing is also pretty distracting." sparked a Berkeley High student. Although not many have been able to meet and appreciate Theodoor there has been quite the demand for a thoughtful solution to the monster's disturbance of school grounds. "We don't know what it is, we don't know what it eats, we don't know where it came from, and we don't know what it is thinking! It's a danger to the school!" declared a Senior. The unrest is only increasing, and students have started turning to admin, who have yet to even address Theodoor's mere existence, for a response.
January 20th, 2023