Last issue, the Blazer polled the people (that's you) on which of their classmates best fit our categories. Careful analysis by our data scientists show that the people know nothing about their fellow students. We have changed all the votes, to better reflect the culture of BHS.
Biggest Vivek Ramaswamy Fan
Drew Henderson
Epitome of an IB Student
Eliot Hertenstein
Most Likely to have a Horseshoe in During Class
Von Sakharet
Top of CIA Lobotomize ASAP List
Calvin Thomas
Most Likely to Send Next Four Generations of their Family to BHS
Darby Curran
Most Likely to be Behind the Cardigan
Claudia Bloom
Should be a Freshman
Santiago Bergman
Most Unaware
Abril Esqueda
Secret Rizz God
Lucca Giovannetti
Biggest Contrarian
Evan Clegg
Rank One Yapper
Gursimar Kaur
Most Likely to get their College Offer Rescinded
Luca Vicisano
Always “Going to the Bathroom”
Manny Selles
Fortnite Deity
Bo Spiers
Most Likely to Know who Truman’s Secretary of State Was
Holden Elias